Venus of Willendorf

Look what I got for Mother's Day! Isn't she beautiful? I'm still planning on getting the phoenix chest piece done, but since Twyla is too little for me to leave for hours, I figured this lovely lady could keep me company in the meantime. Do you think this is what Dub-ya had in mind for the stimulus checks?

I tried to explain to Scott what I wanted, and he was unfamiliar with the Venus of Willendorf, so I printed him a picture. "Looks like she's had too many Cheetos," he said. Hardy Har Har. Actually, the reason she's so amazing to me is precisely because the didn't have Cheetos in the paleolithic era. The woman whom this statuette was modeled after ate a 100% natural diet, and still looked like this. She sure wasn't sitting around eating Ben and Jerry's while watching Law and Order! She is a testament to the fact that beauty comes in many shapes and sizes, and all should be revered. As I continue to try to get in better shape, she will serve as a reminder that health should be my ultimate goal- not my physical appearance. Blessed be.